The Beato trap: when clickbait works

Good clickbait draws in an audience even when they know theyโ€™re being baited. Rick Beato recently did this to me with his โ€˜Is metal dead?โ€™ thumbnail. As an experienced Youtuber with an audience in the millions, heโ€™s an adept practitioner of this dark art. In this case heโ€™s served up a kind of double baiting.... Continue Reading →

Beats and yelling: Tempestuous Fall

The Descent of Mortals PastOut 14th November on I, Voidhanger Records Following the outpouring of material from the Midnight Odyssey camp in recent years itโ€™s probably about time Dis Pater took his foot off the gas with his flagship project. Itโ€™s not so much the amount of releases that was causing a problem but the... Continue Reading →

Beats and yelling: Kostnatฤ›nรญ

Pล™รญliลกnost (Excess)Out 7th November on Willowtip Records Coming off the back of the adventurous โ€˜รšpalโ€™ in 2023, the latest offering from Kostnatฤ›nรญ is a case study in growing pains. Todayโ€™s release incontinence epidemic has rendered the difficult second album a thing of the past. There is no build up of digestive materials before the ultimate... Continue Reading →

Beats and yelling: Bretwaldas of Heathen Doom

Seven Bloodied RampartsOut 14th November on Caligari Records (originally released in 2010) This reissue of British crust oddity Bretwaldas of Heathen Doom gives us the opportunity to scrutinise what is essentially Amebix reimagined through the lens of Time Team (a twee as fuck 90s TV programme about archaeological digs, for any non British readers), and... Continue Reading →

Hallucinated subgenres

(There are only four) Metal subgenres donโ€™t exist. I think weโ€™ve imagined them all. Iโ€™ve run the numbers, and by my count thereโ€™s only ever been four.  โ€œHow could we have been so wrong about this?โ€ you ask. I donโ€™t know, but Iโ€™m going to expend considerable effort wildly speculating regardless. I curse my spare... Continue Reading →

Beats and yelling: Draculum

Poems of SpellcraftOut 24th October on Chaos Records The debut album from this German entity draws on a thread of UK black metal (such as it is) most infamously expressed by Cradle of Filth and Hecate Enthroned, later by Old Corpse Road and A Forest of Stars. Histrionic, gothic, and unconcerned with what the listener... Continue Reading →

Beats and yelling shorts, 5th November 25

Atavistic Passage: Demonstration TwoOut 9th October on MoH Creations Ritualistic dark ambient collides with raw black metal, creating a sense of occasion through simple melodic refrains reduced to drone form, onto which are added basic harmonic development. This gives the music a feeling of opening out, of creating space from a place of restriction, an... Continue Reading →

Beats and yelling short, 29th October 25

Victimarum: Seitsemรคn soihdun valossaOut 11th October on Signal Rex This brighter iteration of melodic black metal manages to achieve a sense of activism and storytelling in a way that pushes back against the empty anthemism rampant in the genre since its 90s heyday. But despite the album starting strong, Victimarum are unable to sustain their... Continue Reading →

Beats and yelling: Heruvim

MercatorOut 12th September on Redefining Darkness Records Heruvim locate the carefree bounce of Pestilence circa โ€˜Spheresโ€™ within the dark chasmic setting of modern death metal, flattening off progressive nuance in favour of creating something more accessible from the raw material. Demilichian chromaticism is recruited as binding material, linking the progressive allusions with the nihilism of... Continue Reading →

Beats and yelling: Kaeck

Gruwelijk OnthaalOut 18th September on Folter Records Itโ€™s been ten years since Kaeckโ€™s debut โ€˜Stormkultโ€™. Where that album consolidated an austere reading of early second wave black metal into an aggressive, tight, yet atmospheric celebration of the genre, subsequent releases have โ€“ at least aesthetically โ€“ dramatically deviated from this foundation. 2021โ€™s โ€˜Het zwarte dictaatโ€™... Continue Reading →

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